Covid Joke

 Q: Hi! i'm here for my vaccine and all hyped up about it! but can I ask u just one question before we proceed?

A: sure, go ahead! Q: so once i get my shot i'm well protected from covid right? A: Hmmm, u still can get the virus after the shot. Q: oh, i mean after the 2nd shot, then i'm Fully protected right? A: well, u will still need a booster shot. Q: wow so it takes 3 shots for full protection? A: well, due to new variants there will also be annual shots. Q: omg, ok so that means i'll need to visit you once every year from now? A: yes 🙂 Q: what about herd immunity? A: that's unheard of Q: sigh, but i have another question now. can I at least ditch my mask after the 3 shots? A: well, for now, you can't. Q: errrr, can i be excused from social distancing since i'm protected? A: nope you can't. Q: hmph, can i at least travel across borders freely? A: depends, cos if u get the virus after vaccination then it's back to square one. Q: i might still get the virus after booster and annual shots? But surely the multiple shots will make my immune so strong that i will be able to withstand many viruses and variants right? A: well, it depends. Q: Depends?? you mean the vaccine might not make me stronger? A: there can be some adverse reactions. Q: like? death??? surely no!....right? A: ahhmmm.... we do have some cases with No Direct links Q: What??? What other cases do u have? A: strokes and heart attacks. but don't worry all of them have had No Direct links. Q: what the heck do u mean by no direct links?? A: well, we can't establish with certainty that the vaccine caused them all that misery. Q: so you're not scientifically advanced enough to investigate that? A: no, we just choose not to dig deeper. Q: this's outrageous! What explanation do u give the family members then?? A: coincidence 🙂 Q: just one word?? A: ermm... yes 🙂 Q: dude, you sound like a lunatic!... so in spite of all this why are so many people so keen to vaccinate?? A: because the benefits outweigh the potential risks! Q: wait, maybe i wasn't listening attentively..what's the benefit again?? A: it protects you and your family! 🙂 Q: #$&@£¥%¥₩#¥&%#@!!!

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