Darn funny comparison


"Virginity is like balloon, 1 pop & its gone forever!
Sex is like pringles, :)), once you start you cant stop!
The exam paper is like a dick, when it gets hard people get fucked!
Fate is like getting raped, if u cant fight it so learn 2 enjoy it!
Work is like a group sex, 10 people r behind ur ass to take ur place!
Education is like hiring a prostitude, it needs both ur money and hard work!
Success is like masturbating, only ur own hand can achieve it!
This is how fucking life is......."

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